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ANOTHER DUI


 


Busta Rhymes was pulled over in NYC yesterday on a suspected DUI. Looks like "someone" has been attending the Paris Hilton School of Driving Illegally...



 

BRIT... THE NEXT PUSSYCAT DOLL?


 


Rumor has it that Britney Spears is priming to be the next Pussycat Doll. The fishnet wearing, wig-sporting pop star was seen chatting with PCD creator, Robin Antin, at Millenium Dance Studio yesterday. Since I think the PCD are trashier than an overturned dumpster, I'm not surprised to hear about her interest in the group. Speaking of which... if you want to read some interesting facts about the Pussycat Dolls, type "pussycat dolls".


 


Hasbro originally had plans to release a doll for each of the six members of The Pussycat Dolls, but after the concern of angry parents who disliked the image and lyrics of the Dolls, the toy company pulled the plug.


 


NO VIX FOR GISELE


 


Gisele Bundchen will be modeling for Victoria's Secret no longer. The ex-girlfriend of Leonardo DiCaprio reportedly asked for five million dollars to display her goodies. The popular lingerie store rebutted that they could find "five hot girls for that price." Ouch. Gisele... I'm bet La Senza would be interested...



 

EAT THE FALL OUT


 


Fall Out Boy bassist and backup vocalist Pete Weintz has decided to open his own restaurant in the East Village of New York City. No word yet on what the cuisine du jour will be, but you can bet Ashlee Simpson will be frequenting the sure-to-be-popular establishment.



 

BILL? WHO NEEDS TO PAY THE BILL?


 


Ex-model turned talk show host Tyra Banks recently stepped out on a dinner bill of more than $120. According to Tyra, she and dinner companion Russell Simmons both thought the other was paying the bill, which resulted in NO ONE paying the bill. The restaurant management reportedly "understood." Funny... I don't think they would have been quite so understanding had that same situation involved you or me.



 

BRITNEY IS A TRASHY COWGIRL


 


I'm proud of Britney and her post-rehab recovery, but the girl SERIOUSLY needs to get a fashion makeover. Her latest ensemble includes a pair of dusty cowboy boots, torn fishnets, and trashy red lipstick. Unless she's going to start working the corner soon, she needs to make an EMERGENCY trip to Banana Republic PRONTO!



 

WOULD YOU LIKE A HOT DOG WITH THAT?


 


Hugh Grant was arrested last night for pelting the paparazzi with a can of baked beans. He even went so far as to tell the photog that he "hoped the photographer's children would die of cancer." Hmm... has he been attending the Alec Baldwin School of Parenting?



 


 

SEAN AND EVE SITTING IN A TREE...


 


Hugh Grant wasn't the only person dragged to jail this week. Rapper Eve was hauled in under the suspicion of drunk driving after she slammed her car into the median on Hollywood Blvd.in Los Angeles. The more interesting part of the story? Sean Penn reportedly visited her in the county jail at four in the morning. Hmm... a possible hookup, perhaps?


 


WOULD YOU PAY $100,000 FOR CAPRICE'S...


 


I haven't really had a reason to talk about Caprice lately, however, her recently appearance at the premiere for "Spider-Man 3" had me wondering if that old rumor about the price tag on her... ahem... chest region is actually true. Rumor has it that Caprice actually had her chest insured for $100,000 at one point.


 


HE'S BAAAACK...


 


Creepy Joe Simpson is coming out of the woodwork recently. This time around he claims to be interested in managing Britney Spears. Considering he hasn't exactly been the reason Jessica and Ashlee have been successful, it's surprising that Britney would even consider his offer.



 

BEGGING FOR ANOTHER 15 MINUTES


 


Kristin Cavallari must be losing her grip on her 15 minutes. Otherwise, why would she agree to be filmed without makeup for a RealityLASIK web documentary? Pretty soon we'll be seeing her on the side of a bus hawking Correctol.


 


PARIS AND KFED?


 


Okay, first James Blunt... now KFED? I guess Paris was seen hanging all over Britney's former hubby last Friday night. Are you @#$@# kidding me?I just find the combination of Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline so repulsive that it makes me never want to leave my house again. Today is a sad, sad day for womankind.


 


 


CASH 4 (NO) TALENT


 


I've always thought J-Lo was a bit talentless when it came to the whole music scene... and I thought most people agreed with me. Apparently not. A Russian tycoon is reportedly paying J-Lo TWO MILLION DOLLARS to perform as his wife's birthday party. That's a ridiculous amount of money. Couldn't he have gotten her a nice little pony or something?