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PARIS CRIES



 



Paris Hilton was seen at the MTV Movie Awards last night getting all teary-eyed about host Sarah Silverman's scathing jail comments. It probably didn't help when 75% of the audience clapped at the idea of Paris doing jail time. OUCH!



 



WAXING BLACK AND WHITE



 



Once you go black and white wax, you never go back. Wax museums in Hollywood and New York are now featuring Paris Hilton in white and black jail togs in honor of her jail sentence, which began today.




 


 

HAIR TRAUMA



 



Surely the biggest tragedy for Paris regarding her jail sentence was hearing the news that she'd have to remove her hair extensions for the duration of her 23-day jail sentence.




 


 

PARIS GONE POTTY?



 



Paris Hilton is reportedly gearing up for next week's trip to the county jail by painting ceramic pots at a Los Angeles do-it-yourself crafts shop. The blonde heiress was seen painting several different items last week... none of which, I'm guessing, were jail cell replicas.




 

MORE ON THE LINDSAY DRAMA!



 



The Beverly Hills police department is knee-deep in an investigation with the LA club Les Deux to find out if bartenders "served Lindsay and her underage friends" on the night of Lohan's hit and run incident. COME ON!!! Do we even need to INVESTIGATE this?!? Every star from Hillary Duff to Mary-Kate Olsen has been served illegally since the dawn of time. How can this be a question on ANYONE'S mind?!?



 



STEALING ATTENTION FROM PARIS



 



Looks like Paris Hilton might have a potential cellmate! Party girl Lindsay Lohan was arrested early Saturday morning after being involved in a one car hit and run situation. Fleeing the scene of a crime could net Lindsay some SERIOUS jail time...



 



BUT THERE'S MORE...



 



It's not just the hit and run situation that has Lindsay in serious trouble. The star allegedly also had "usable amounts" of illegal substances in her vehicle. A possible DUI might be tacked onto the charges as well, leaving Lohan in more trouble than her ex-friend and partner-in-mutual-dislike, Paris Hilton.


 
 


 
BRITNEY'S JUNIOR HIGH DANCE PROJECT



 



Over the weekend, Britney Spears performed at Mansion in Miami in front of a less-than-enthused audience. I'm not surprised, since the video I saw of the event featureed Britney doing a shuffle ball change dance step manuever that reminded me of when I took dance classes... in KINDERGARTEN! If you want to check the video out for yourself, type "youtube".



 



ILLARY LOVVVVVES BONO!



 



US presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton is looking for a campaign song for the upcoming 2008 election. Some of the choices listed on her website include "City of Blinding Lights" and "Beautiful Day" by U2. Hmm... I think I know what MY strategy would be in this scenario. I definitely would be thinking to myself... hmm... if my campaign song is by U2, maybe I can get Bono to sing it for me... which would mean we would have to meet... (connect the dots)




 

JOHN MAYER DUMPS JESSICA SIMPSON



 



Wow. It appears that John Mayer has realized what Nick Lachey caught on to last year... Jessica Simpson just isn't intellectual arm candy. The down and dirty rocker dumped Jess yesterday because, as rumor has it, she couldn't hang with his recent political leanings. It took him THAT long to figure out that she's as dumb as a box of rocks? I mean, COME ON!



 



PARIS IS ADDICTED TO FROZEN YOGURT



 



In preparation for her upcoming jail sentence, Paris Hilton has reportedly been eating tons of frozen yogurt. Kind of bizarre, really, and very 1982. Ever heard of gelato, Princess?



 



BRITNEY SPEARS STILL SUCKS



 



So... Britney Spears has been out on the town drinking and smoking in ways that make people question whether her recent stint in rehab was all that effective. I'm more troubled by the fact that she's still wearing Von Dutch in every picture I've seen lately. C'mon Britney, Von Dutch was soooo 2002.



 



QUOTE OF THE WEEK



 



"She'll want to make at least one good friend, like a Nicole Richie, to watch her back for her while she takes a shower."



 



Advice from a former inmate to Paris Hilton on her upcoming jail time.



 



REGNANT OR JUST FAT?



 



Demi Moore has been wearing baggy clothes lately, which has prompted the tabloids to question whether Demi has a bun in the oven OR too many Twinkies in the stomach. If Demi's trying to get pregnant, she should probably do it now... as she surely isn't getting any younger!




 

ENRIQUE GETS HIS AKON ON



 



It seems like Akon is setting a bad example for other stars with his recent underage girl experience. This week's offender was Enrique Iglesias, who pulled a 16-year-old up on stage during his recent Wango Tango show. Of course, he didn't get down and dirty like Akon did... but... I'm guessing Anna Kournikova wasn't too happy...




 

USSYCAT DOLL MEETS LAGUNA BEACH



 



Pussycat Doll star Nicole Scherzinger was recently spotted frolicking in the surf with ex "Laguna Beach" bad boy, Talan Torriero. I have no idea how Talan lands these chicks (remember, he was with Kimberly Stewart for a short time). Is reality fame worth ANYTHING these days?!?



IN TROUBLE, PART I



 



Akon has been apologizing left and right for his recent "inappropriate behavior" with a 15-year-oldTrinidadgirl. During one of his shows, Akon apparently pulled the girl on the stage and began to "smack that", not realizing that she was underage. Maybe he's been spending too much time with R. Kelly...



 



IN TROUBLE, PART II



 



A bit too late, Paris Hilton has decided to issue a statement claiming that she "knows she's not above the law when it comes to drinking and driving." The statement also says that Paris will serve her jail time, as expected. Right. I'll believe it when I see it. Twenty bucks says she's already flown up to see the Governator to offer him a part in "Simple Life 6" if he reverses her jail sentence.



 



I'M SO HOT! I CAN'T HELP IT!



 



Paris Hilton is breaking down in tears everywhere these days, telling reporters that she is being "unfairly targeted by cops." Apparently, Paris is soooooo hot that cops pull her over to hit on her and ask her out to dinner. I'd buy this story EXCEPT... everyone knows you can't take Paris Hilton to McDonald's or even the local pub. What normal guy could even afford to even take her out for appetizers?




 

STANDING OVATION



 



After delivering a 45-day jail sentence to Paris HIlton late last week, judge Michael T. Sauer received a standing ovation from his church congregation. Let's see how the congregation feels after Paris makes millions from the tell-all book she's sure to write.




 

PUSSYCAT DOLL REJECT



 



Recent reality show winner and newest member of the Pussycat Dolls,Asia, has been absent from the group's recent performances, causing the tabloids to speculate that she is not getting along with the other group members. Is anyone surprised? The girl spent the entire show walking around with a big sharp knife, stabbing the other contestants in the back.



 



LIP-SYNCH QUEEN



 



Britney Spears hasn't exactly been making fans and influencing people. Her two recent concert appearances have lasted less than fifteen minutes and featured Brit chewing gum and lip-synching. She's going to need a "hit me baby one more time" and soon or she'll be looking to ex KFed for some cash.




 

BUSTA LIES



 



Busta Rhymes, who was arrested on a potential DUI earlier this week, recently told the press that he only had "a shot of Hennessy" before getting behind the wheel of hisDenali. Right. Nothing like a good shot of hard alcohol before a nice dinner, I like to say. NOT. No one believes you, Busta. No one.



 



HICKS IS BACK TOHICKSVILLE



 



Last year, Taylor Hicks was crowned the King of American Idol. This year? He's performing at an outdoor shopping mall inAnaheim, California. I guess someone's fifteen minutes of fame have finally run out.



 



HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION



 



Paris Hilton will be answering this question from the Century Regional Detention Facility inLos Angeles, California. The blonde socialite has been sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation from an earlier drunk driving charge. The sentence begins on June 5th... a day that shall now be declared a national holiday.



 



TROUBLE IN BRANGELINAVILLE?



 



Angelina Jolie was seen at the Tribeca Film Festival giving actor Olivier Martinez a lap dance. Could there be trouble in Brad and Angelina's perfect little world?



 



NOT AS COOL AS DREW



 



Lauren Conrad of "The Hills" found out just how non-famous she is yesterday when photogs completely ignored her in favor of a makeup-less Drew Barrymore. Seems like the clock on LC's fifteen minutes is ticking...